A farmer and his new bride
A farmer and his new bride
Date: Wed, 27 May 1998 12:38:35 -0500
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in
a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little while, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a
shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of heck with him, telling him, "That
was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
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